your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Those nachos came to me in a dream
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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