Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Randomize
