Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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