I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
