literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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