Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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