It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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