super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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