i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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