you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Randomize