So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He shit in the fireplace
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