I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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