We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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