Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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