Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
high people should be assigned attendants
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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