why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
People with herpes should wear stickers.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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