yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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