I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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