You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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