you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
People in love make me want to vomit
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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