She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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