im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i now understand why vodka
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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