guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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