Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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