nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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