Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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