This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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