So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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