Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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