Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I met the friendliest cop last night
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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