How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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