last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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