I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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