Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
