Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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