i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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