i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I see more hoeing in ur future
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