every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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