Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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