i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
