if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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