you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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