o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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