you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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