he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
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