I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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