Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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