youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
