this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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