Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
