her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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