i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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