Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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