Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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