Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Maybe he injected his testicle?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Randomize
